iPad

E : Do you play "noodle-jump"?? (this is what i heard)

A : no, what's that?

E : it's when you tilt your iPhone or iPad to jump on to the levels..

A : ...i don't understand...

E : because the level is bouncy..

A : ...

E : can i show you??

A : ok...but what are "you"?..

E : "you" are...a thing

A : (hahahahaha!)

i now know it's a game app called Doodle Jump and "you" are a doodle that looks like a potato squid...

i want iPad..